So I busted out the sunless tanning lotion last night.
If you know me at all, you can imagine the results.
My arms actually aren't too bad (and it is a natural color), but it's streaky/patchy near the wrists and hands and stuff. And my legs...good Lord. Once it dried, I noticed some parts that I had missed, so I tried to go back over it today to even out the streaks...Then but now I'm one shade darker and just as streaky.
I'm not sure WHY I thought this would be a remotely successful venture.