Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Question of the Day

If you were helping to raise money for a charity and someone agreed to make a large contribution if you would perform at the upcoming fund-raising show, would you? If so, what would you like to perform? Assume the show would have an audience of about 1,000.

Discuss.

31 comments:

Jen said...

Where the hell did THIS come from?

Does it have to be singing or can it be any type of "entertainment"? (And no, I'm not thinking of anything dirty here. I'm just exploring my options.)

Rob said...

Just be sure to wear my tshirt when you're up on stage. Cross promotion is what it's all about.

Jen said...

Depending on my talent, you may not want anything of yours associate wth me.

Renee said...

Came from The Book of Questions :-)
I couldn't wait until the blog party!

No, it doesn't have to be singing, ANY performance.

I was trying to think of what I could do that would actually get people to want to donate and I came up short ;-) 1,000 people would give me a huge panic attack. I guess a poem reading or something gay like that would be my pick.

Anna said...

$1000 for a good charity? Sure, I'd do whatever. You know how I get about my Cause of the Week. This week it's Walk-a-Thon to raise money to fight Cancer.

Rob said...

There's a Masturbate-a-thon you might want to consider as well Anna.

Self love for a cause

Renee said...

Rob, I think you're a little TOO excited about Masturbation Month!
:-)

I'd do whatever too, Anna, but people wouldn't want to hear me sing, they wouldn't want to see me dance, the only musical instrument I could play is the clarinet. And it's been a good 10 years since I've picked one of those up, too...

Fred said...

I have no talent. The only thing I could do in front of 1,000 people is apologize to them for scamming them out of any donation. ("But, it was for a good cause., really!")

Renee said...

LOL Fred!

I could do my famous Baby Got Back Karaoke; I'm sure that would get the donations rollin in ;-)

Rob said...

umm.. Renee, I think you are mistaken. No one wants to see your ass doing Mix-a-lot.

Jen said...

I do a mean "Ice Ice Baby."

Rob said...

If you havent seen me do the Crash Test Dummies "MMM MMMMM MMMMM MMMM" youre really missing out.

Rob said...

Who wouldnt enjoy masturbation month??

Anonymous said...

Whats this about Masturbation month? First theres an Orgasm day and now a masturbation month. I think I'm in heaven. Melissa

Renee said...

Hey Rob, I am bootylicious and I can shake it like a Polaroid!

Rob said...

Is it time for BOB Melissa?

Rob said...

You keep thinking that Renee

Renee said...

Have you forgotten that you've never SEEN me? I could look like Halle Berry, for all you know ;-)

Rob said...

Well, I've seen your breasts, and they don't look like Halle's.

Renee said...

LOLOLOL. That's what I get for telling you those were mine, huh?

Rob said...

You mean you lied to me?!?!?

Anna said...

Renee's Breasts?! What?!?!

Renee said...

LOL! On Rob's blog, the picture phone post (A word of advice when selling your phone...). I told him those were mine :-)

Yes, Rob. I lied to you; so sorry. But mine ARE quite impressive- ask Jen; she knows! You can't see them, though. Unless my home movie has made it to the internet...

Rob said...

I asked Jen, she said she's never seen them in the flesh, so she's no help.

Jen said...

And he was shocked and awed that I"ve never seen your bare boobs. I told him in a bra while we were changing, but that women rarely take off the bras in front of each other.

Rob said...

don't you two have naked tickle fights or is that just a guy thing?

Anna said...

You two have been friends for over a decade, through high school and you've never seen each other's breasts?! That's weird.
I'm not saying me & my girls do naked tickle fights or whatever, but we do dress in the same rooms occasionally, vacations and stuff.

Rob said...

See. You two are wierd. You should show each other next time your out.

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Renee said...

We've been friends for over TWO decades! And mind you, I've only seen her a handful of times since we've HAD boobs :-) Well, not since then, but... we stopped talking for a while in High School, and got back together in... 1998 when I got married. And really, since THEN, we haven't seen a TON of each other. And only I think two overnights where we'd NEED to change clothes.

I'll show you my melons next time I see you. I might as well have you take a picture, too, so we can post them on the blog :-)

LOL. The naked tickle fights must just be a guy thing, Rob ;-)

Renee said...

And I love how my innocent Question of the Day post ended up on my boobs and only Anna and Fred actually ANSWERED the question!