Thursday, May 19, 2005



Scorpio - Your Love Profile


Your positive traits:
Your red hot passion makes anyone you date feel extremely wanted

Loyalty, to the point of doing anything to protect your lover

You are mysterious and charismatic - and you easily draw people in

Your negative traits:
You tend to be paranoid and think that the worst is going on with your lover

You turn cold and mean at the first sign of conflict in relationship

You sometimes become obsessed with dates - so much so that you develop jealousy early on

Your ideal partner:
Someone who will take the time to win you over. Not an easy task!

Is able to keep up with your carnal appetite... lots of stamina needed.

Reassures you of their love and loyalty on a daily basis.

Your dating style:
Intense. You prefer to stay in with take out and conversation - so that no one else is distracting you and your date.

Your seduction style:
Hot. New partners have trouble believing that your libido is for real.

You have incredible sexual intuition - you always know what your lover craves

A bit bossy. You know what you want, and you certainly aren't afraid to ask for it.

Get your free love profile at Blogthings.

28 comments:

Nik said...

As a fellow Scorpio, I have to admit that, for the most part, this is dead on! I never paid attention to the whole astrology thing, but once I was able to take a real look at me and what I'm all about. I couldn't be anymore of a Scorpio. I take total pride in being one and I love it!

Jen said...

And it's funny, cuz I was thinkin about you too whe I read this, and although I feel that it describes ME really well, I don't see YOU this way. Like, in relationships (to an outsider, anyway), you seem to be a lot less...emotional and, um, crazy than I am. ;) The insatiable sexual appetite sure fits you though, lovah.

Fred said...

I'm a Leo - here are my positive traits:

- You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot.
- Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
- You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you.

The profile is pretty accurate - that's definitely me.

For the record, I haven't read a horoscope in a long, long time.

Anna said...

Fred, I'm a Leo, too. We're the best :)

Jen said...

Fred, what are your negatives?? We're all friends here. You can share.

Glad I could broaden your horizons. ;)

Anna said...

Honey, there are no Leo negatives!We're ALL positives- beautiful heads to beautiful toes! ;)

LocuTus of Borg said...

LOL - my son is a Leo course I don't think horrorscopes pertain to much to him yet. I am a Sagi and I have always got along excellent with Scorpios. All of my best friends have been Scorpios - guess Sag and Scorp get along well?

keesh said...

I am also a scorpio (my poor husband:), and I too agree with most of this. the only trait I don't seem to have is the jealous one. I am just not jealous when it comes to my husband....but I think it says it otherwise. My husband is an Aquarius, according to all the books, we clash. Hmmm, sometimes opposites do attract. :).

Anna said...

My husband's a nice, laid-back Sagitarius. I love him. :)

Jen said...

Jeff's a Libra; "When Libra and Scorpio come together in a love match, they tend to make a very emotionally connected and mutually satisfying union." Hmmm...maybe we'll pull this off, after all.

LocuTus of Borg said...

Laid-back Sagittarius ... is there any other kind? lol

Renee said...

LOL! I laughed as I read this, cuz Jen, it certainly DOES describe you to a T.

I'm an Aquarius; I'll check my thing and post in a minute.

Anonymous said...

I'm a Libra as well.

Anonymous said...

This is Rob by the way.

keesh said...

Hey renee, maybe that is why we hit it off so well.

Gee, sound like we are a couple or something :). Fastest friend I have ever made is Renee....ha :). She is my cooking bitch, I mean coach :).

Jen said...

Rob: that's why you're my BFF. ;)

Renee said...

LOL! I'll be a cooking bitch; I'm down with that!

Nik said...

That's the beauty of me, really! I'm a lot deeper that most people could possibly imagine. I do have a tendency to mask my true feelings, alot. I'd rather make a joke and be an ass, then to get all serious.
And no, I'm not crazy like you are when it comes to relationships (could anybody be?). The Scorp tag fits me almost perfectly, except the jealousy and paranoid about my bitch(es) thing. I'm way to easy-going and have no reason to be jealous or paranoid,it's not worth it to me. See, all the beautiful things you can learn about yourself when not so good things happen to you. Take em and make em positive. I'm comfortable in expressing my emotions now and I've become a more "real" person. It's funny, me and one of the guys I work with got into a really deep,serious convo about life and stuff the other day and he was kinda stunned. His exact words were, "Wow, I've never known this side of you before, there's a lot more to you than people think. You're more than just a pretty face". Oh, yeah, I still got it!! Naturally, I gave him the obligatory hummer for the compliment (that's the right thing to do isn't it?) LOL
Sorry for the novel, but I just needed to "out" myself and let Jen and everyone else know that there's more to me than you might think.
And the sex machine/ insanely passionate thing, oh yeah! Nothing but some goodnight loving, just me and my sis!! (We're not blood, so it's all good)

Jen said...

Not me...I really AM just a pretty face.

;)

Anna said...

Nikki- you're a riot! :)

Rob said...

Nik - You are so much more than a pretty face

(waiting for my hummer)

Anna said...

lol at Rob!

Rob said...

Anna - you're much more than a pretty face as well. : )

Anna said...

lol!
I was all, "Oh, how nice :)" and then I realized it was all for some dirty lovin'. Yeah, alright- Good enough for me. ;)

Nik said...

I just came back to this one and I'm dying laughing.
I'm gonna need the hummer line to form on the left please.... lol

Renee said...

LOLOLOL!

Nikki, can *I* get a hummer if I say it, too?

You're more than just a pretty face!

Nik said...

Take a number and get in line Renee!! hehehe

Rob said...

You're going to be a busy girl Nik. Maybe you should recruit some helpers.