That which doesn't kill you makes you crazy.
I think I'd be a drug smuggler. I'm so white bread America they'd never suspect me and let me go right through.Heather says she'd be a prostitute.
A Prostitute. I would not have a pimp though because all they would do is beat me and then take my money. I would never go to work without letting someone know where I was going and I don't know maybe, where I was going to be servicing my customers at. And I would probably check in with this person from time to time throughout the night for safety reasons. Yes my friends I am thinking about making this my next BIG career move. wish me luck. Melissa
I'd be a drug smuggler, too. At first I was gonna just be a drug dealer, but smugglers make more $$.I could NOT be a prostitute-- having sex with all those random NASTY guys... hmm. I guess I did that at one point in my life; I just didn't get paid for it ;-)You'd have to be a high class hooker and hook for guys like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. That wouldn't be so bad... hmm. Maybe I could do both...
Insider trading. If I knew anything about stocks, I mean.
Martha Stewart. I would do what she does. it is just criminal like to be able to cook, clean, do crafts and go to Jail for lieing about your stocks. Yeah, i could do that.
Renee - i am looking forward to doing this over drinks in June. i mean the question and answer thing...funny....
Yeah, there's some really good ones in there; I'm looking forward to drinking and playing games in June, too! Heh. We were playing Twister with Brent the other day and John has a request for the blog party: "If there's any naked, greased up Twister playing, will you take pictures?" :-)I'm sure all Broken Road readers would like to see that :-)
I'd be a Vegas cheat. I love playing cards and hanging around casinos, so it would be the best of all worlds. Oceans 11 & 12 are two of my favorite movies, although I don't think my fantasy crime would be quite that extensive.
That's easy... pimp. And you all could be my girls : )We'd make a killing!
Renee - Just read all the comments... sounds like you're a natural : )I'd be the flyest mutha the pimp world eva seen.
Ohhhh, this is a goodie!If I did turn to the oldest profession in the world, it would have to be as a highly paid call girl. No trashy clothes or dirty motels. It would have to be high class all the way! I doubt I would ever have the guts to do this so, I'll have to say...I would be an assassin.
Thanks Rob. Some of my proudest moments, right there. :-PYou COULD make a killin off us gals, though. But Missy, who's the cutest of all of us said she wouldn't have a pimp :-)
i'd be a madame, and supply nothing but beautiful, classy women to nothing but very wealthy, lonely men. gosh...can't believe i said that!
Fred, I'm thinking your "profession" sounds the least depressing. If I could play anything other than blackjack, I might join you in Vegas!
I'd be either a bookie, a casino cheater, or a Coyote (for those who don't know, a Coyote is a person who smuggles illegal aliens into the US from Mexico. I guess if I'm gonna smuggle people I may as well smuggle drogas too!
Why would so many of you want to be drug smugglers and prostitutess?you're on my list
My reason would be that whether we like it or not, they are lucrative "businesses".
I think I would become a professional theif. Stealing diamonds, paintings, robbing banks. That sort of thing. If not that. I think I'd be a poacher.
Be a professional thief too or a professional transporter (I guess that is kinda of a drug smuggler). I would want to make enough to live very comfortably and then give the rest away. Then I could spend all my time writing in blogs only working one day a year :P
Why work that one day a year? If you can go 364 then why not 365? Go all out, man.A co-worker of mine is really gunning for Embezzeler (sp?) because he thinks it would be super easy.
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