Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Let's Share

I received a request to post another question from my Book of Questions. I'll pick a more interesting topic this time :-)

If you were going to turn to crime to support yourself from now on, what kind of criminal would you become?

21 comments:

Anna said...

I think I'd be a drug smuggler. I'm so white bread America they'd never suspect me and let me go right through.
Heather says she'd be a prostitute.

Anonymous said...

A Prostitute. I would not have a pimp though because all they would do is beat me and then take my money. I would never go to work without letting someone know where I was going and I don't know maybe, where I was going to be servicing my customers at. And I would probably check in with this person from time to time throughout the night for safety reasons. Yes my friends I am thinking about making this my next BIG career move. wish me luck. Melissa

Renee said...

I'd be a drug smuggler, too. At first I was gonna just be a drug dealer, but smugglers make more $$.

I could NOT be a prostitute-- having sex with all those random NASTY guys... hmm. I guess I did that at one point in my life; I just didn't get paid for it ;-)

You'd have to be a high class hooker and hook for guys like Richard Gere in Pretty Woman. That wouldn't be so bad... hmm. Maybe I could do both...

Jen said...

Insider trading. If I knew anything about stocks, I mean.

keesh said...

Martha Stewart. I would do what she does. it is just criminal like to be able to cook, clean, do crafts and go to Jail for lieing about your stocks. Yeah, i could do that.

keesh said...

Renee - i am looking forward to doing this over drinks in June. i mean the question and answer thing...funny....

Renee said...

Yeah, there's some really good ones in there; I'm looking forward to drinking and playing games in June, too! Heh. We were playing Twister with Brent the other day and John has a request for the blog party: "If there's any naked, greased up Twister playing, will you take pictures?" :-)

I'm sure all Broken Road readers would like to see that :-)

Fred said...

I'd be a Vegas cheat. I love playing cards and hanging around casinos, so it would be the best of all worlds.

Oceans 11 & 12 are two of my favorite movies, although I don't think my fantasy crime would be quite that extensive.

Rob said...

That's easy... pimp. And you all could be my girls : )

We'd make a killing!

Rob said...

Renee - Just read all the comments... sounds like you're a natural : )

I'd be the flyest mutha the pimp world eva seen.

Jamie Dawn said...

Ohhhh, this is a goodie!
If I did turn to the oldest profession in the world, it would have to be as a highly paid call girl. No trashy clothes or dirty motels. It would have to be high class all the way! I doubt I would ever have the guts to do this so, I'll have to say...
I would be an assassin.

Renee said...

Thanks Rob. Some of my proudest moments, right there. :-P

You COULD make a killin off us gals, though. But Missy, who's the cutest of all of us said she wouldn't have a pimp :-)

SparkyDiva said...

i'd be a madame, and supply nothing but beautiful, classy women to nothing but very wealthy, lonely men. gosh...can't believe i said that!

Renee said...

Fred, I'm thinking your "profession" sounds the least depressing. If I could play anything other than blackjack, I might join you in Vegas!

Nik said...

I'd be either a bookie, a casino cheater, or a Coyote (for those who don't know, a Coyote is a person who smuggles illegal aliens into the US from Mexico. I guess if I'm gonna smuggle people I may as well smuggle drogas too!

Avery's mom said...

Hitman

Avery's mom said...

Why would so many of you want to be drug smugglers and prostitutess?

you're on my list

Nik said...

My reason would be that whether we like it or not, they are lucrative "businesses".

Courtney said...

I think I would become a professional theif. Stealing diamonds, paintings, robbing banks. That sort of thing. If not that. I think I'd be a poacher.

LocuTus of Borg said...

Be a professional thief too or a professional transporter (I guess that is kinda of a drug smuggler). I would want to make enough to live very comfortably and then give the rest away. Then I could spend all my time writing in blogs only working one day a year :P

Anna said...

Why work that one day a year? If you can go 364 then why not 365? Go all out, man.
A co-worker of mine is really gunning for Embezzeler (sp?) because he thinks it would be super easy.