Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Horrified fascination.

So describes my reaction to the debut of Brittany and Kevin's reality show last night. I wasn't going to watch it until BFF mentioned it--at which point I felt almost obligated to swtich it on, as well (I care about my friends too much to make them watch sucky reality shows on their own). We reconvened at commericials to discuss the trainwreck that was "Chaotic." If you missed out on the big premiere--well, words just don't do it justice. I will, however, say this: for a good 6-minutes of the hour-long episode, we watched Brittany waiting for Kevin to get out of the shower. Having said that, I kept watching it long after the banality and self-absorbtion had felled my partner in crime--and sadly, I'm pretty sure I'll be watching in the upcoming weeks, too. At this point, I just want to see how much worse it can possibly get.

On the plus side, Bo ROCKED on American Idol. Who here didn't get chills when he chose to sing his second song a'capella? It was just Bo on a darkened stage, illuminated only by a single spotlight--and, of course, the Internal Glow of Hotness that just radiates off of him. (Seriously, he just gets sexier every week.)

17 comments:

Rob said...

worst. show. EVER.

Jen said...
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Jen said...

I do assume, of course, that you're referring to Chaotic and not AI; cuz if you WERE talking about Idol, then I'm not sure our fledgling friendship could survive such a blow.

(And no comments about "a blow," please.)

Anna said...

Amen and Thank You to Rob, regardless of which show he was referencing.
I shall not nor ever deign to watch anything with Britany and whichever husband she's with at the time and I've never been interested in Idol so that's that.
(Jen, you know you still love me)

keesh said...

Jen- Amen on both. Bo rocked and we got sucked in to the temptation of curiosity to watch that terrible show, in which I can't believe she would agree to air. Don't forget about her spending at least 15 minutes on wanting to get her personal assistant married and/or laid.
Anna - you must watch American Idol....it is the best!

Renee said...

I'm moving to... is it Utah where bigamy is allowed? I must marry Bo. He is so damn fine. And I want him to serenade me on a daily basis.

Anna, you HAVE to watch Idol. It's almost done; tonight it goes down to the final 2! Just once so you can see Bo in all his hotness.

Didn't watch Brittney show; I can't stand that whore.

Gotta go get Brent from school. I think it constitues a serious problem when I know it's time to go get him and I just "gotta read this last post". And all the comments, then I have to post myself... oy vey.

Fred said...

Thank gawd I didn't succumb to the temptation to see the Pop Tart and her trash, um, err, husband.

I did see Bo - he took a chance and pulled it off. Hindsight, but he should have saved it until his last song. Right now he’s looking like the favorite to win it all.

Fantasia who?

Renee said...

Ooh, Fred! You're an Idol fan! Another reason for us to love you :-)

I have Fantasia's cd (and Kelly Clarkson's and Clay Aiken's), and I really like it. But she's no Bo, that's for damn sure. I LOVE BO!

Rob said...

i don't know what to think of you now renee.. that is just terrible.

Renee said...

What's terrible; about my kid or about Bo?

For the record, I was still the first parent there today. We live about 2-3 minutes away from the school and I think I need to leave at 2:15 for some reason.

Jen said...

I'm pretty sure he meant the "I love Bo" thing, Nae.

Speaking of which, he just did his a capella thing AGAIN tonight. It just keeps getting better and better.

Rob said...

Actually I meant that you have all those cds.. brutal. And the Bo thing.. doubly brutal.

Anna said...

One more reason for the rest of us to love Rob.

LocuTus of Borg said...

Poor Vonzel ... I liked her :(

Anyone see David Lettermen, where Britney and Kevin spoofed themselves? It was actually really funny .. I am glad when celebrities can make fun of themselves.

Jen said...

I liked Vonzell too; I thought her voice has more range and power than Carrie's.

I just hope Bo wins. Not that it really matters at this point--I'm pretty sure that even if he comes in 2nd, he's still going to get signed and I can GUARANTEE that his record would sell like crazy.
Hell, it could even be a Ruben/Clay thing, where the runner-up's success eclipses the "winner's."

Anonymous said...

Yeah I'm with Rob and Anna.
Melissa

Renee said...

I can't STAND Vonzell. She's got a great voice, I'm not denying that. But I shudder when watching her perform. I just want to kick her in her huge horse teeth and tell her to quit smiling for a minute! Ugh!! Ahem. Not sure where the burst of rage came from; must be PMS :-)