Monday, May 30, 2005

Karma, byatch.

Tonight while cooking dinner, Jeff smacked himself in the face with a frying pan and split his lip. (I'll pause while you read that sentence again.)

I witnessed the whole thing, and I STILL can't tell you exactly how it happened.

23 comments:

LocuTus of Borg said...

According to karma ... and understanding the few post a few days ago ... guess he did not do something nice to you ...

Renee said...

LOLOLOL. That is PERFECT! I wish I coulda seen that :-)

keesh said...

Aw, maybe you can get him a book "How not to do dumb things when in the kitchen for dummies"

HA :)

Rob said...

Kind of like the time I ironed my nipple... that hurt like a beyatch.

Jen said...

And all night, I'd just start giggling out of nowhere and he'd be like, "Don't say it."

It was just the weirdest thing. He picked up the pan, like, too HARD or something and the force, the gravitational pull, if you will, made it fly up into his face.

Or maybe it was one of my guardian angels. =-) Except that's not a very angel-like thing to do.

LocuTus of Borg said...

rob you're supposed to iron the shirt when it is off your body >:P

Renee said...

Rob... I don't even know WHAT to say... how the HELL do you iron your NIPPLE?! LOL.

Jen said...

Somehow, that doesn't even surprise me.

Rob said...

I was ironing my shirt, lifted up the iron with my right hand to adjust the shirt with my left, and .... sizzzzzzzzzzzzle. ouch.

Renee said...

I like it when guys iron. Not sure why, but it's hot. And bare chested ironing is REALLY sexy. Until you burn your nipple off... kinda ruins the moment right there, blondie ;-)

Rob said...

It wasn't so much the nipple per se as the immediate vincinity.

And who you calling blondie?

Jen said...

I like guys right after they work out, all sweaty and manly.

Renee said...

Calling YOU blondie, Rob. That was a blonde thing to do, and as far as I can tell by the pic of you and J on SoR, you've got blonde highlights.

Me too, Jen! Especially after playing basketball or football. Or hockey. But none of my men have ever played hockey, so I'll settle for fantasies of Steve Yzerman all hot and sweaty after a game. Mmmm, yummy :-)

Nik said...

MMmmmm, I love burnt nipples! The smell of burnt hair and flesh, don't get much better. lol
Renee, back up off my man beeotch!! I love Steve Y (have since I was 12 yrs. old)

Nik said...

Oh yeah, Jeff and the frying pan: too damn funny! Wish you had a video for us to see!!

Renee said...

Well Nikki, I've only been watching hockey religiously since I've been with John, so... like 9 years. I guess you've loved Steve for longer than I have, but we can share him, can't we? He's just so delicious!

Nikki and Rob-- I'm assuming you guys watch ESPN a lot... have you seen that game show... oh shit, I can't remember what it's called now. It's just like the Newleywed Game, but for teammates. It's SO GOOD! John and I have seen the one with Shanahan and McCarty like 85 times already and can I just say that McCarty looks like complete ASS? I used to think he was kinda cute, too, but he couldn't even put a tooth in for the show! And Brendan looked like Mitch Albom, which is quite disturbing as well...

Nik said...

Renee-- share Stevie Y, hell yeah!!
Ironically enough, the show on ESPN is called Teammates! lmao
I love that show too, but I've only ever seen the same 3 episodes.

Renee said...

Yay, thanks for sharing your man, Nikki :-) LOL! After I wrote that I asked John what it was called and he said "Teammates, ya dork" :-)

Me too, about the same three episodes... probably the same three :-)

Anna said...

Jeff and the frying pan- lmao!

Rob and the iron- ouch! My hand automatically reached to cover my nipple when I read that. I'm at work so it was a bit out of place

Hot guys- I LOVE to see a hot guy chop wood- arm and back muscles rippling, getting all sweaty

Renee said...

Yes, wood chopping is hot, too! Do you guys ever watch the lumberjack competitions on ESPN? Those guys are amazing!

I feel like it sounds like I watch ESPN all day, and I really don't, I swear!

Anna said...

I love the Lumberjack competitions!

Rob said...

What about when guys pop wood.. you like that too?

Anna said...

Good God, Rob!

(Yes, of course we like that too, but that's bside the point)