Friday, May 20, 2005

Yeah, I said I was an Aquarius earlier, and I've posted the profile for a Pisces. I'm aware. I was BORN under the Aquarius sign, but I was a month premature, and SUPPOSED to be born under the Pisces. The Aquarius one didn't match me at all, and this one is more accurate. So there.

Pisces - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits: You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring.Sweetness - you're the most romantic person your parnter has ever met.You get easily swept away and are a total delight to fall in love with.

Your negative traits: You are super duper sensitive and find it hard to get out of a sad mood.It's difficult for you to tell your sweetie no, even when you should.You often tell your partner what they want to hear, instead of being honest.

Your ideal partner: Is straight from a fairy tale - the man or woman of your dreamsIs a total romantic, with an artistic or creative sideLoves to express their love to you, in all sorts of unique ways

Your style: Dreamy. You like traditional romantic dates, like picnics in the park and candlelight dinners.

Your seduction style: Fearless - you try what your parnter suggests, no matter how unusual.Loving. You'll take your pleasure second, if necessary.Internal. A lot of your enjoyment takes place within your head.

Tips for the future: Be more realistic. Your romantic ideal is nice, but it may just not happen.Let go of your fear of rejection - it's holding you back from being with your true love.Open yourself up to a new love. The person you think you want make not be the one..

10 comments:

Jen said...

That's you? Really?

Renee said...

Not really. But it's much closer than the aquarius. But as you know, while I like to read my horoscope occasionally, they NEVER pertain to me. And I read both Aquarius AND Pisces. Every time.

I guess I'm just a 'tard.

Nik said...

I don't know you all that well Renee, but I don't see this being you.
This description made it sound almost like Pisces people are unrealistic dreamers and always trying to please everyone else. No offense to any of the Pisces people out there, but that's what I understand from it, and I don't think that's you Renee. But then again what the hell do I know?

Renee said...

Yeah, that part of it isn't me at all. Damnit, I want a profile that FITS me!

Jen, didn't you tell me before that sometimes ppl just fit into a different sign (in which case, what's the fucking point of astrology)? I'll check 'em all out and let ya know what sign best describes me.

Renee said...

Okay. I'm either a Cancer or a Libra...

Rob said...

I'd say you're a cancer, definitely.

Jen said...

Is Cancer the slutty sign? Cuz then yeah, I'd say she's a cancer too.

;)

Rob said...

I meant it more like the disease, but slutty works too.

Anna said...

Ah, yes, 'cause nothing's funnier than CANCER!
(At least that's what Samantha on Sex in the City would have us believe)

Renee said...

LOLOL! Thanks you guys. Bastards.