Stand back, or you may lose a hand
I just went to CVS and bought 4 candy bars, an 8-pack of Kit Kats, a bag of marshmallows and a pint of Butterfinger ice cream.
To make myself feel better, I'm going to say that it's a delayed reaction to the breakup.
But really, I just wanted some chocolate, yo.
(The good news is that when I got home, I only ate 3 marshmallows and a candy bar before I started to feel full...but the night is still young.)