The new Orbitz commercial, to demonstrate the amazing teeth-strengthening power of its product, shows a heartbroken woman ripping apart her ex's picture, his golf clubs and even the top to his convertible (and its tires!)--all with just her teeth.
And throughout the commercial, on the bottom of the screen, it reads (I shit you not):
"Do not attempt."
Dammit! NOW what am I supposed to do tonight?