I have a tendency to (in a fit of health consciousness) stock up on yogurt--and then let it sit in the fridge, uneaten and only touched when I have to move the Fortess of Yogurt to reach something else. My roommate always makes fun of me for it. ("If you want to throw money away, you can just give it right to me," he once said. "Shut up, I'm gonna eat them this time," I defended myself, and he just kind of snorted. "No, for real," I stressed.
So those 10 yogurts are still in the fridge--and today I came home with 20 more.
"Are you freakin' KIDDING me with this?" he asked as I innocently started to unpack my groceries.
"Dude," I said. "They were TWENTY for NINE BUCKS."
I'm gonna eat them this time, though.