Breaking news: Fred sighted in Michigan!

An email from my sister, a server....

A man came in to Logan's tonight and had no pants on. I swear. He had on a button up short sleeve Hawaiian shirt and, like speedo type undies that were riding up and all his junk was hanging out. EVERYONE was staring at him. I have never seen that before. WHO WOULD WALK IN TO A RESTAURANT LIKE THAT? DOES HE NOT REALIZE THAT'S NOT RIGHT? The entire place was talking about him. It was hysterical.