Monday, August 11, 2008

Too awesome not to post

JACKSONVILLE, Florida (AP) - The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man.

The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.

A police report says Peterson initially called so that officers could have his sandwiches made correctly. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough.

Subway workers told police that 42-year-old Peterson became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store when he left to call police.

When officers arrived, they tried to calm Peterson and explain the proper use of 911. Those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls.

Copyright 2008 The Associated Press.


Also: just saw this ad in a magazine and got a chill. This is me in 20 years. Seriously.

I actually did a double take when I saw it. Mostly the hair and the smile...and the eyes and the nose...and the coloring...does anyone else see it? Or is it just me?


Jen said...

Okay, maybe TEN years.... =-)

Renee said...

LOL! No, twenty. But that IS pretty freaky! You need to save that and compare yourself in 20 years! That is WEIRD.

And that dumbass was on the news here. What a fucking idiot.

Renee said...

I wasn't paying 100% attention to the clip, but I think he's trying to sue Subway or something. To "get what he paid for-- all I wanted was my sandwich made right!" or something.

Nik said...

And the Douchebag of the Year Award goes too..... I can't believe that this is a true story. It amazes me to hear what people call into 911 for. This guy deserves to have his ass beat.

OMG Jen that picture is way too creepy. Don't throw anything at me, but I see both you and Katey in that picture, mainly the smile. Hey, maybe this is some long lost relation of yours. I'm with Renee, keep this picture to compare in 20 years, just to see.

Nik said...

Damn it, I didn't notice the extra "O". I hate when I do that!

Jen said...

OK bitches, I put that last poll answer ("Your polls suck") as a joke, and so far two of you have voted for that one.

YOU suck.


Jen said...

and now there's a third.

screw you all, my polls rock.

Renee said...

I commented last night and it's not here. I LOVE your polls and I vote (hehehe) for you to keep doing them. Screw the three who say they suck! I bet one of the three is LCB anyway, and if he's gonna be a passive-agressive lurker, his vote doesn't count :-)

anna said...

I see the resemblance (sp?)!

And I like the polls! (Even though it's so far away from fall that I dont think the current poll applies right now)

Anonymous said...


You should have included Nothing, I hate fall cuz it means winter is coming.

Anonymous said...

and that picture....yeah I can see it.

Nik said...

That's exactly why I voted that the poll sucks, cuz the only thing I like about fall is that it's not winter! This poll runs on the assumption that people like fall. Although I don't hate fall, I just don't like the choices. Is it pathetic that I'm actually taking the time to explain my vote, which really amounts to nothing in the end anyways.

Jen said...

Rock the vote, Nik!


And I reported back to school this week, so to me, summer is over and it's "fall." Good point though.

anna said...

It is NOT FALL!!!
Fall comes before long, cold winters in MN and I will not have it in August when it's still a lovely 80 degrees out.
As you can see, I feel strongly about this.

I'm actually trying out claiming September as summer this year. So I have at least 6 weeks before I will allow it to be fall.