I'm checking their desks for flasks
After the first day, I mentioned that this was an exceptionally "crooked" group of line walkers.
Now that a week has passed....they've gotten crooked-er.
We had to practice walking in the hall today...again.
It looks like I'm being trailed by a big fifth-grade S.
Seriously. They are physically incapable of walking directly behind the person in front of them. They drift and weave like college kids at pub crawl.
Don't get me wrong: they're quiet and well-behaved. In fact, they received a compliment from another teacher while walking to specials (which thrilled them, since it moved them one step closer to a pizza party). They just cannot walk straight.
It would be funny if it was not starting to really piss me off.