Friday, August 08, 2008

Ya' down with G-O-D? Yeah, you know me!

This is what happens when I try to pray. This is an actual prayer that just escaped from my lips.

"God, please make this horrible itchy feeling go away. Seriously, I feel miserable. Please give me peace. I haven't had a feeling of peace for days now. I mean, I know you probably can't take it away TOTALLY, cuz of the meds and stuff--crap, who am I talking to? It's GOD. Of COURSE he can "take it away totally." Crap, now I just said crap in my prayer. Sorry, God. So anyway, if you can take this feeling away totally and give me some peace and rest, I would so appreciate it. But if you can't, please just take it away at least a little. Thanks. Amen."

And the funniest part? I really DO feel calmer--"at least a little." God must have a sense of humor.

5 comments:

keesh said...

awe, sorry you are so itchy. but at least you turned it over to GOD :)...maybe you can try benadryl to help you sleep?? Hang in there!!

Renee said...

LOL. You poor thing! I can't even imagine feeling crawly like that all the time!

sparkydiva said...

hee hee. i'm tickled. go get some benadryl. it'll help. promise.

anna said...

Ask and ye shall receive!

Anonymous said...

He does.