Shugro this
Today was our monthly shugro (Japanese for "a can of whupass is about to be opened upon you") day. NO other students showed up. Now I know why. Bad. Very bad. Just me and Sensei. All her energy was focused on making sure I'd have to be carried out. Came damn close. At one point I was sprawled on ground, hollering "Keep going! I'm right behind you!"
Am traumatized. Know I will not be moving any body part tomorrow so will check in later.
Bad. Very bad.
(However, once I can move again I'm TOTALLY going to start doing these moves at home. I will soon be in ass-kicking shape myself because seriously, this workout was INTENSE.)
BTW--I just found out that at my first promotion (hopefully) ceremony at the beginning of October (and at every one after that), I have to break a board. Luckily, this one involves my foot/leg instead of hand/arm (although of course, that's coming, too)--and also luckily, my legs are freakishly strong from 4 years of fitness walking. Still, this should make for a rousing game of Which Bone Will Jen Break Next?. Will it be something obvious, like a foot or ankle, or will I lose my balance, fall over, and rebreak my elbow or another upper appendage?
8 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Your label cracked me up! Sorry you're dying, but I'm really proud of you!
Renee beat me to it. No need to read the post. Just look at the label:
"agonizing pain from which I shall never recover"
Or, in my life, that simply means old age.
LOL Fred
I'm actually not feeling too bad. I'm sore, sure, and limping a bit, but I can MOVE.
I sure won't be going out for a walk in the next few days, though. =-)
PS--the great thing about the label is that I'll be able to use it for a plethora of things--breakups, karate...the possibilities are endless
update: 10 am
once i'm standing, I'm okay. still limping a bit, though.
the main problem is standing up/sitting down. for sitting, i just kind of start the downward motion and then hurl myself into it, letting gravity take me the rest of the way and hope i end up fairly close to my intended destination. standing up is always accompanied by a roar of pain and a string of curse words.
but other than that, i'm fine =-)
update: 2 pm
pain has once again reached agonizing levels. hurts to even walk. i look like i just had a colonoscopy.
ow ow ow
I realize that you're in pain, but I gotta say that you frickin rock. I think it's great that you're sticking with this and really embracing it. The fact that you're enjoying the torture and pain is awesome.
PS, my money's on a broken nose!
HTF would I break a nose?? How are you picturing that going down? LOL
Falling flat on your face could do it. Also, a piece of board could fly up and hit you in the nose. LOLOLOL.
I vote a toe.
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