SECURITY BREACH!
Well, my mother, who has difficulty mastering Email Basics, is apparently more computer-savvy than I gave her credit for, as she used my profile from the Soldiers' Angels blog to find her way to THIS blog. I WAS somewhat afraid of that, which is why I didn't send my grandmother the SA link ("G" is actually pretty technologically competent--probably more so than my mom). Mom knew that I HAD a blog; I've just refused to tell her where it is. It was better for both of us, really.
So Mom, I must warn you that if you continue to read through the blog entries, you do so at your own risk. You can't ever give me shit about anything you read on here (because let's face it, there may be details of my life that I discuss with my friends that you would sleep better at night not knowing). In fact, if you haven't read anything too disturbing yet, then you may want to quit while you're ahead. (And before you have a "myocardial infarction" like Renee did, the Rob who posts on here is NOT Ex-Boyfriend Rob. This Rob is like the New Kory.)
Oh, and Nikki....as it turns out, she knows how to follow the links to OTHER PEOPLE'S blogs, as well. Just a heads up. ;)
26 comments:
LOL
so I'm not QUITE as dumb as you thought I was. :-)
Lord, now she's posting, too.
Mother, if you insist on speaking, try to add "Deb" or "Mom" or something at the end of your posts so we know it's you. Thanks.
Oh, this is gonna be great. Who needs "Evrybody Loves Raymond" when we can have all this?
Yes, use my personal hell as your amusement, by all means.
And you know what, Fred? Soon, it will be YOUR hell, too. My mom has that effect on people. =-)
Oh, and Mom, another rule: no correcting the spelling, grammar, etc--of my stuff or anyone else's.
Jen's mom is crazy.
And I'm too afraid to sign my name to this ;)
DILDOS!
$10 says that last anonymous is Rob.
LOL Anna.
Well, we'll just carry on as usual..maybe, for her own mental health, she'll just stop reading.
BUTTPLUGS!
ROFLMAO...poor jen. i feel your pain. HI MOM!!
LOLOL.
HI Deb. Glad you are here :).
Should we send your link to your Dad too :)?
*Sigh*
LOLOLOL. Yeah, Renee, you're just as screwed as I am!!! LOLOLOL
Ooooh, that sucks. No offense, moms. Lucky that my parents think that their computer requires a pull-start chain, so I'm not too worried about them finding our blogs.
So - will mom set up her own blog, or just comment?
(Mom - feel free to answer!)
Those really weren't you, Rob? Hmm...there's one other person I can think of. His first name starts with E... And if I recall correctly, he's all about the dildos and buttplugs.
And you guys, DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
Although a Mom Blog would be pretty funny. She can write about her nervous episodes. "I haven't heard from Jennifer in 3 hours. I fear she's dead. Will start necessary arrangements."
LOL that's cute. My parents found my blog and now I feel this need to censure my language and sex talk. They don't comment, though, thank god. But every family gathering all of my relatives start talking about how much they like it - which I should take as a compliment but I don't want them to know this stuff about me!
Well I'm gonna have to try really hard to not censor myself...or the whole point of this blog will be defeated.
Or, you can start a new blog that mom will never find.
A few Suggestions:
1. Secret Road
2. The Road Less Mom
3. Doar Nekorb
I'm no longer watching TV. I'm glued right here 24/7.
She's been quiet today. Maybe she forgot. She IS pretty old.
Way to go you jackoff Jen! And after I've recently posted about my pain in the ass dad! Great,just great!! I hate to say this and I mean no disrespect, but I won't censor anything.
Awww..Nik has a new nickname for me.
I'm sure you'll know when it's me. :-)
LOL- I just read all these posts and they are hysterical. Thanks to all who welcomed me.
FYI - I'm still reading. It's kinda like a train wreck - you don't really want to watch but can't quite stop yourself. :-)
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