Thursday, June 30, 2005

Here are your pictures.

I realize that some of you (namely, the menfolk who visit this blog) are going to be sorely disappointed, as we've decided not to include the pictures that feature our faces--which, of course, is most of them. (Hey, it's a cruel, cruel Internet out there; we don't want any crazies coming after us.) *

Instead, you can create fantasies about us based on our sexy hands. (OOH!! You can guess whose hands belong to whom. Anyone who gets all four right will receive...something. Remember, your choices are Anna, Renee, Kishelle and Jen.)

This was taken BEFORE our alcohol run.

In a pinch, sippy cups make highly effective shot glasses.

* My objection to posting pictures of myself focuses not so much on the security involved but rather the ass-like quality of the actual pictures (i.e., I look like ass).

34 comments:

Fred said...

But, some us like asses...and the people who look like them!

Can't you post a picture with a black strip over your eyes? That would be fun; we could play "Guess the Cleavage" games. Or, maybe you guys already played that game after the liquor run.

OK, here's my SWAG for the hands, starting with the blue cup and moving clockwise: Kish, Jen, Renee, Anna.

Was I even close?

Jen said...

Fred: you could not have been more incorrect if you tried.

jevanking™ said...

Here is my guess...

Clockwise from the RED cup...

Kishelle, Anna, Renee, Jen...

This is fun, I should post pictures of me and my friend's hands...

Jamie Dawn said...

You ladies really wimped out! I'm sure the pics aren't as bad as you think. You're probably all way to critical of yourselves. Then again, that was a lot of alcohol on that table.
I don't play guessing games involving hands. It's against my religion.

Nik said...

Renee has the red cup, Jen has the clear one, Anna has the purple cup, and Kish blue cup.

Renee said...

Nikki, I'm surprised you couldn't even guess JEN's hand!

LocuTus of Borg said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

gunna have to boycott!! (just kidding)

That would be a fun guessing game Fred hahaha

Rob said...

I have an ever better suggestion.. "Guess the Brazilian", but that may be TMI.

Anna said...

lol Rob! - Men don't get to talk about Brazilians unless they're willing to have hot wax poured on their genitalia.
Truth be told, we kind forgot to take pictures for most of the time so we really only have a few from the end of the height of our drunkeness.
Although the ones of Jen & Kish dancing WERE pretty DAMN funny ;)

Fred said...

You could at least crop out the top half of the dancing photo. Then we could play "Guess the Legs". Heck, then I'd have a 50-50 chance of getting it right.

Jen said...

Jevanking: you got two right. But I can't tell ya which two or that would be too easy. Nikki, you were dead wrong. And yeah, you suck for not even knowing MY hand.

Damn, this is like one of those logic problems from jr. high school. (Jen and Kish are not next to each other.)

Rob said...

Anna - I do it all the time... kind of a fetish thing for me.

Anna said...

Ouch Rob!

Nik said...

Well in my defense I've never checked out Jen's hands-- it's those huge knockers that draw all the attention. lol
After further review, I think I have it now.
Guess #2: Jen has the blue cup, Renee has the red cup, Anna has the clear cup, and Kishelle has the purple.

Jen said...

You're right about me, Nik.

Jen said...

...Right about the color cup I have, that is. Heh.

Nik said...

Well Hell then is Kishelle wearing the white shirt? I have been hellbent that that's Renee, guess not.

Renee said...

The white shirt is not me, babe. Unfortunately, I'm not that thin.

Renee said...

LMAO at Nikki's "huge knockers" comment and Rob's "Brazilian" one :-)

Rob, I'd like to see proof that you actually wax. I'll have a whole new respect for you if you really do.

Anna said...

I've got the red cup :)

LocuTus of Borg said...

Renee ... PLEAAASSSEEEE for all that's still sane ... LET'S NOT see proof that Rob waxes ... eeeewwwwwww!

Rob said...

LoB's just afraid of becoming painfully aware of his, ahem, shortcomings.

I just realized my Brazilian game could also be part of Jen's logic tests, as in, which Brazilian is not like the others? Everyone would get sooooo smart.

Nik said...

So then it's Jen with the blue, Anna with the red (love the shirt girl), Renee with the clear, and Kish with the purple? Yes, I realize the game is long over, but because of my neuroses, I have to know!!!

Anna said...

And the answers are:
Blue: Jen with pink finger nails & caramel apple shot
Red: Anna with caramel apple shot in Indian shirt (thanks Nik :)
Clear: Kishelle with Asti Champaign
Purple: Renee with caramel apple shot also talented enough to take the pic while holding her glass (damn, she’s good!)

Jen said...

And even after all of that, Nik STILL got 50% of them wrong.

LOLOLOL

Renee said...

LOLOLOL. Good try though, dork :-)

Jen said...

And she called ME a gomer!!!

Nik said...

Jen,Renee, fuck off!! lol
Anna, thanks for being a sweetie and settling this for me. I appreciate it.

Renee said...

LOLOL. I'm still your favorite crack whore though, right?

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