Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Prepare for your productivity to come to a screeching halt


Some of my favorites in just the first few minutes of surfing:

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

(405): I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.

(913): very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.

(206): Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad


Renee said...

OMG! How fun! As if I needed anything else to distract me :-)

Nik said...

This website cracks me up. Some of the stuff that people text to others if frickin hilarious. Other stuff, I'm just like hmmmm, that's sick. lmao Good thing I'll never wind up on this site. hehehe