Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Another burning question.

What the hell is the difference between jelly, jam and preserves?

(Yes, these are the thoughts that keep me up at night.)

9 comments:

keesh said...

And I thought with 3 comments someone had the answer. Damn! I want to know the answers too.

Ralph said...

I'll give it a shot.
Jelly - What you put on your toast.
Jam - what your in during rush hour traffic.
Preserves - what they put in you when you die.
Okay - that's not the right answer.
Ralph

Fred said...

You need to start taking sleeping pills.

Jen said...

Thanks, Renee. I figured your Martha Stewart ass would know.

Mom said...

Look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls! :-)

Mom said...

or on the internet.

Jen said...

LOLOL...my "funkin Wagnalls."

Jen said...

Backstory for everyone else...we had these encylopedias in our house when I was growing up, the Funk & Wagnalls. Well, every time Mom or Dad would tell me to "Go look it up in your Funk & Wagnalls"--I thought they were using a very bad word to describe the Wagnalls. LOLOL.

In my defense, Dad used to always say how much those damn things had cost, so it was entirely possible for them, especially HIM, to refer to them as "funkin" Wagnalls.

Jamie Dawn said...

I'm all for Ralph's definitions.

Preserves are the best! Yummmmmy.