So the other day, Mom (Indian Name: Woman Who Makes Me Look Sane) sent me a link to the following Dateline story, warning me not to fall prey to this psychopath:
A man is targeting mothers in SUVs, out for a day of shopping at the mall in southern Florida
It seems to have escaped her attention that I'm not a mother, let alone one in an SUV. Next I'll be getting emails like this:
"OMG! Watch out for THIS guy! 'Jewish black men being targeted at gay pride parades.' "
Good lookin' out, Mom.