I have some unfortunate news. Jen has broken her elbow. Frankly, I can't believe this is the first bone she's broken, lol. She asked me to post about it. I'm not a creative writer, and hell, her email is just too funny NOT to post as is, even though she asked me to edit it. I'm convinced she won't even notice, since she currently seems to be in a vicodin-induced happy land. Here, friends, is the exact email she sent to me earlier tonight:
"please pass on 2 concern3ed parties minus typos. broke elbow at school. slipped on water in hall. pretty syre kids are trying 2 kill me but. dont care cuz im on vicodin. vicotin is da bomb yo.
will be reading email but not responding to a whole lot--if u need an answer call. in splint now, go 2 ortho guy 2 c if i need cast and 4 how long.
took 25 min 2 type this
renee plz post on blog. ]
ps yay 4 vicodinn"