Thursday, June 05, 2008

Hello blogland,

I have some unfortunate news. Jen has broken her elbow. Frankly, I can't believe this is the first bone she's broken, lol. She asked me to post about it. I'm not a creative writer, and hell, her email is just too funny NOT to post as is, even though she asked me to edit it. I'm convinced she won't even notice, since she currently seems to be in a vicodin-induced happy land. Here, friends, is the exact email she sent to me earlier tonight:

"please pass on 2 concern3ed parties minus typos. broke elbow at school. slipped on water in hall. pretty syre kids are trying 2 kill me but. dont care cuz im on vicodin. vicotin is da bomb yo.

will be reading email but not responding to a whole lot--if u need an answer call. in splint now, go 2 ortho guy 2 c if i need cast and 4 how long.

took 25 min 2 type this

renee plz post on blog. ]

ps yay 4 vicodinn"


Fred said...

What a hoot. The email, that is.

Jen - can you post more when you're on your meds?

Better yet, after my knee operation, I'll be on percodan. I just may have to see if I get the same results.

Hope you feel better soon.

Renee said...

A loopy Fred? I can't wait! :-)

lotus23blossom said...

sorry to hear the ACME Ms. K trap worked so well!

Jen said...

thx renee.

too stoned 2 come up with witty retort.

my kids graduated 2day. was unmedicated 4 that and hurt like a bitch. home now.

go 2 bone doc mon am.

washed own hair 2day. im a broken bone progidy.

sparkydiva said...

oh dear. i like vicodin jen. its kinda like vodka brandi. we should get them together.

feel better soon, love. i can't make fun of nkotb if you're not sober - it just doesn't seem fair.

Nik said...

Jen- I hope you're doing alright. Looks like the drugs are working major wonders for you. Go 2 bone doc, threw me for a second. *BEG* Anyways, I hope all is well and that you're feeling no pain.

Renee, thanks much for not fising anything and sending the email as is. Too funny.

Renee said...

Nik, I don't know what *BEG* means, and I'm trying to figure it out, but I had to read that same phrase twice before I realized she wasn't actually going to bone a doctor on Monday, LOL!

Jen said...

wasnt there a comment from anna her at 1 point? about reading my post 2 tim so they could both laugh? damn this shit must b stronger than i thought

Renee said...

I think she said that in a reply to the email I sent out :-) You're not hallucinating; she DID say something about showing it to Tim :-)

JH said...

I hope you aren't in a cast all summer. Feel better!

Anna said...

Yup, I emailed you that the email Renee sent was so funny that I had to read it to Tim so he could laugh at it, too. My favorite part was: vicadin is da bomb yo!