Monday, June 09, 2008

Things im getting good at doing left handed

make coffee
smoke (shut up)
do laundry
shirt on/ off

Not so good

makeup (look like drag queen)
put on bra
put on shorts, jeans, etc
unload dishwasher
load dishwasher (you'd think i would have learned after the unloading thing)
cook (oh wait--i sucked b4)
eat (weight loss in future?)


Jen said...

ps--boned doc 2day. :) sling-- no cast whoo hoo! can remove 4 shower. 4-6 weeks. got more vicodin

Anonymous said...

quit smoking, it won't help and could kill you

Renee said...

LOLOLOL! Im dying over your "drag queen" and "cooking" comments :-)

Kudos for being able to shave left-handed! Not sure I'd even want to attempt that. Maybe with an electric razor...

and, of course, way to go on boning that doc today ;-) I'm glad you don't have to have a cast! And at least you can take it off for showers so it doesn't get all moist and smelly :-)

Jen said...

try shaving left pit with left hand sumtime. good times

Jen said...

took 30 min 2 remake bed after washing sheets. pull down 1 side--other end snapped off

Jen said...

ps--mom dont u watch news? tomatoes can kill u 2 now

Anna said...

I'm so glad you're getting so good at typing left handed! I was worried I'd miss you for weeks!

Speaking of your advanced typing skills, I'm glad you boned a doc today. ;) Sounds like the 2 of you have a good thing going there!

And now I'm laughing at the idea of trying to shave left pit with left hand ;)

God, I LOVE you!

Renee said...

Yeah, I'm not even sure my left wrist BENDS the way that would be necessary to shave left pit. And a thought that just occurred to me-I use my left hand to shave my right pit and, at certain angles, need to utilize my left hand while leg shaving and... other... shaving. I guess it could work. Probably oodles easier to shave with your non-dominant hand than to eat a bowl of cereal or soup with it :-)

sparkydiva said...

awww jen i'm so glad you boned the doc today. that's fab. i bet it was even better since you weren't wearing a cast. did you have to bone him to get the vicodin??

apparently captain obvious is posting comments under the name 'anonymous'. awesome.

i'd bleed to death if i tried to shave ANYTHING on the same side of my body with my left hand. SO proud of you.

you rock, friend.

Renee said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Brandi! "Captain Obvious" is Jen's mom. LOLOLOLOL!

Jen said...

Oh my god. LOLOLOLOL. Friends, we're now calling Mom Captain Obvious. Cuz really, it still fits.

sparkydiva said...


sorry jen's mom. i meant no disrespect.

Renee said...

LOLOLOL. It DOES fit. Captain Obvious it is!