...for I have sinned.
I actually bought BRITNEY SPEARS skates.
In my defense:
a) they look pretty sharp (see photo for exhibit A)
b) they're way cheaper than other "quads"
c) they're Skechers, so at least they're SOMEWHAT cool and, most importantly,
d) I'm going through a breakup and am NOT THINKING CLEARLY, dammit.
And, like the ad says, "Catch their eyes while cruising around in Britney Spears' signature roller skate, exclusively by Skechers! ...Like Britney, these Skechers' skates are hot, stylish, and fun!"
HA. So don't be hatin' while I'm crusing around with my hot, stylish and fun ass.
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ERRGH! I don't know what's worse the fact that you bought them or the fact that you referred to them as looking "pretty sharp"! lol
Again, I must say, you know how I know you're gay!
Are you saying they DON'T look "pretty sharp," Nik, or are you just laughing at my choice of words?
Just read your post about Tyson.
Damn.
Can't think of a single comforting thing to say....
If you'd bought skates with sharp blades you could stick them up his... No, that's not a very Christian thing to say. Forget I suggested that. I hope your heart heals quickly. I wish you joy.
Hahahhhahaa.....JOHN! I'm shocked!
Very flattered and touched, though. Thanks. =-)
Anna, since you are so clearly disturbed by this Britney Skate Issue, I'm trying to find the description of them. They have, like, a B logo somewhere, and her name somewhere (across the tongue maybe)...there's a few distinguishing features that make these "Britney" skates. But it's a lot less obvious on the red skates, which is why I paid more. If you look at these blue ones, you can see it a lot better (which is what I DON'T want)
http://cgi.ebay.com/NIB-Womens-Britney-Spears-Skechers-Roller-Skates-sz-8-5_W0QQitemZ7231791559QQcategoryZ16261QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Oops, the link got cut off. Just copy and paste this all into a single line (no spaces)
http://cgi.ebay.com/NIB-Womens-Britney-Spears-Skechers-Roller-Skates-sz-8-5_W0QQitemZ7231791559QQcategoryZ16261QQssPage
NameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Jeff, quit trying to be cool like me.
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