Forgive me, Lord...
...for I have sinned.
I actually bought BRITNEY SPEARS skates.
In my defense:
a) they look pretty sharp (see photo for exhibit A)
b) they're way cheaper than other "quads"
c) they're Skechers, so at least they're SOMEWHAT cool and, most importantly,
d) I'm going through a breakup and am NOT THINKING CLEARLY, dammit.
And, like the ad says, "Catch their eyes while cruising around in Britney Spears' signature roller skate, exclusively by Skechers! ...Like Britney, these Skechers' skates are hot, stylish, and fun!"
HA. So don't be hatin' while I'm crusing around with my hot, stylish and fun ass.