While you're at it, why not just tell them that I have sex for money?
In one short visit with Jeff's parents, he managed to tell them that I sell sex toys RIGHT BEFORE entertaining them with stories of our adventures in the Adults Only room of Mammoth Video last weekend. ("So there we were in the porn room, right?") And then he couldn't understand why, once we got back into his Jeep, I (repeatedly) whacked him upside the head with the birthday card I had just received.
I mean, I'm not ashamed of my job with Pure Romance--not by any means--but does his father really need to know about it?? And I'm not sure that his mom needs to hear stories of me dragging her only child, her precious little boy, into the Smut Room--because yes, he DID tell them that I'M the one who suggested going in there! (Granted, I WAS, but again, he didn't have to tell his MOTHER that!)
It's a good thing I love him so much.
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LOLOL. I actually JUST told Jeff about that last night. ("The only thing MORE embarrassing than tonight is something that happened to Renee a few years back...") He found it hysterical and called it "classic."
LOLOLOL. I'm laughing again just thinking about it.
OMG! So the next time someone asks me what my most embarrasing moment was, I am going to say "hey, I don't really have one, but a girl named Renee does, and this is what it is...."
Holy crap! Unbelievable! WOW! I am SHOCKED.
BTW Jen, don't worry about it. pay backs are hell. So when you are around your Mom next you can tell all kinds of juice on Jeff, such as From Justin To Kelly. I am sure Deb will appreciate that one :)
Jen hasn't been caught on video.....
Still laughing at Renee....hehehehhheh. LOLOLOL.
ya know, I bet whenever theres a family get together and some one pulls out the camcorder theres a really weird uncomfortable feeling in the room. Am I right Renee? -Melissa
LOL, I'm laughing AGAIN. Every time I read this thread I start cracking up all over. The only other time I've laughed this hard in recent days was listening to Anna tell the story of Tim "Superman" O. trying to javelin a skunk to death.
This is why we rent porn, not make it.
Plus, frankly, me naked on video tape is not a sight I'm dying to see.
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