A Kindergarten Cop moment.

Some of the kindergarten girls were talking about their "boyfriends" today ("So-and-so is my boyfriend"). Miss Carrie told them that they had plenty of time to worry about boyfriends and that they didn't want a boyfriend right now--and anyway, she said, "Boys have cooties."

"No," said Nicole patiently. "Boys have PENISES. And girls have vaginas."

Needless to say, we were dying.