Tuesday, June 09, 2009

The question

Sent out to some of my nearest and dearest via email:

If you saw ME in a police car what would you think I got arrested for? Reply to me, alone, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.

The answers (word for word, except for #3)

1) Drunk & Disorderly Conduct at Girl's Weekend! And we'll all be right there with you ;)

2) Beating up one of your students' parents for swearing in the hallway

3) This reply contained an elaborate and very detailed story, the content of which is too dirty for me to even be able to post. It involved me dressed up "as a 'bad' teacher complete with plaid skirt, white button-up, and black buckle shoes." I'll give you 3 guesses as to who this was, but you'll only need one. (It did make for very interesting mid-day reading, however). ;)

4) Battery or assault. Possibly prostitution ;-)

5) Um, didn't this actually HAPPEN to you?

6) Killing me for getting married before you! Which we both know is going to happen.

7) Lewd and lascivious acts, definitely!


Hmmm. There is a definite pattern to these answers? LOL

If anyone else would like to share a response (Fred?), post 'em here....


Renee said...

Nice mid-day porn, Shawn ;-)

Jen, I think the conclusion has been made. You're a whore :-)

Jen said...

LOL. In the midst of all this porn-writing today, however, he DID find time to buy my class a pizza party today. Yes, he actually had 5 pizzas sent to my school.

Renee said...

That's sweet :-)

Jen said...

Sort of. He was also trying to get off my shit list.

After being on it so many times, he's been forced to get more creative, LOL

No, but seriously, it WAS really nice of him.

Fred said...

Jen was arrested for:

1. Theft of home cleaning products from Target.

2. Attempted bribery of Target security guard for above offense. Something about "doing it" in aisle #7.

3. Repeat #2 with the police officer.

4. Disorderly conduct for raising her middle finger, twice, in the police booking photo. (The "I was saying you're #1" defense didn't fly.)

I guess there is a pattern.

Jen said...

Hahahahaha. I like how Fred has a whole series of events. (In teacher talk, that's both immediate and specific feedback.) But...

....home cleaning products? REALLY, Fred? Or is that supposed to be ironic? LOL

Renee said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Something about 'doing it' in aisle #7". Fred, it's like you've known her her whole life... except for the cleaning products ;-)

Fred said...

Oh, I know about the cleaning products. I can remember a post or two about her cleaning "adventures."

Renee said...

Yeah, but I think that may have been the first time she's ever shopped for such a thing :-)

Jen said...

Here's Missy's addition:

"smuggling illegal immigrants into the country and using them for your own sexual benefit"

....and the pattern continues.

Renee said...

Bwahahahahahaha! See? You ARE, in fact, a whore. Even Fred's answer had sexual undertones :-)

anna said...

LOL at #5!!!