Sent out to some of my nearest and dearest via email:
If you saw ME in a police car what would you think I got arrested for? Reply to me, alone, then fwd this on and see how many crimes you get accused of.
The answers (word for word, except for #3)
1) Drunk & Disorderly Conduct at Girl's Weekend! And we'll all be right there with you ;)
2) Beating up one of your students' parents for swearing in the hallway
3) This reply contained an elaborate and very detailed story, the content of which is too dirty for me to even be able to post. It involved me dressed up "as a 'bad' teacher complete with plaid skirt, white button-up, and black buckle shoes." I'll give you 3 guesses as to who this was, but you'll only need one. (It did make for very interesting mid-day reading, however). ;)
4) Battery or assault. Possibly prostitution ;-)
5) Um, didn't this actually HAPPEN to you?
6) Killing me for getting married before you! Which we both know is going to happen.
7) Lewd and lascivious acts, definitely!
Hmmm. There is a definite pattern to these answers? LOL
If anyone else would like to share a response (Fred?), post 'em here....