These are my kids
(Keep a straight face reading this post)
During a class bathroom break today, I spotted one of my male students walking past one of his friends on the way to the boys' room. As he walked by his buddy, he kind of lifted one leg and pointed his butt towards him.
Two seconds later:
"Oh, Miss K!!!!! M. just farted on me!!!!"
Seriously? They don't teach you how to deal with that type of situation in Teacher School.
This is my life.