I want to take him home and make him my pet
Apparently, this is "bear season" in Florida. Here's some pics of a bear that was spotted about 5 1/2 miles from my house (I Mapquested it, so I know where to put out the apples. Since, as the big meanie from Florida Wildlife stated, "A fed bear is a dead bear," I have to go get him before they do). It's an itty bitty one, about 150 pounds. You only need to click through the first 10 pics or so. He's freakin' adorable (#7 just kills me; it's like he's posing!
You can read the article here; it's kind of funny and very informative. Plus, if you go back to the home page, there's a link to the oh-so-adorable video.
I'm going to call him Blackie. He shall be my cuddly friend.