Celebrity baby names
Amy Poehler from SNL had her baby yesterday.
She named it (him) ARCHIE.
That's it. Celebrities are officially no longer allowed to name their own kids.* I mean, you expect weird shit out of certain celebs (Gwenyth Paltrow, anyone?), but when someone like Amy Poehler suddenly loses her damn mind, drastic action needs to be taken.
* (No offense to the many Archies out there who undoubtedly read this blog.)