Friday, November 24, 2006

Just overheard...

...in a parking lot lovers' quarrel:

He told her, "You're a f*#&#^ liar...I hope your face f#*#&&# falls off in the middle of the night."

Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off?

10 comments:

Fred said...

Nope. I hope his tires were flat, too.

keesh said...

For some reason, I just feel really lucky after reading this :). How funny!

Jen said...

In an interesting plot twist, these same neighbors knocked on my door around 10:30 and announced that I was going to "go upstairs and party with them." I told them I was in the middle of a riveting 20/20, which they seemed to find hysterical. I ended up going, though, and having a marvelous time.

Mom said...

Did you actually say "marvelous"?

Mom said...

You can get gang raped doing that, you know.

Jen said...

LOLOL. RENEE!!!! That is my MOTHER.

And I don't think a gang of 22 year old girls is going to rape me, mother.

keesh said...

Hmm, I was thinking "Great, Jen made new friends" Your Mom however goes into Gang Rape...Never crossed my mind. Deb, you watch too much TV honey :)

Jen said...

Drank. a lot

Jen said...

yup. never met them before. they decided that they wanted to get the neighbors to come up and party with them, so that they wouldnt call the police when things got really loud. =-) it was fun, too. lots of different age ranges, though. 18-26 I believe. I distinctly remember appointing myself "the old lady" of the group and, later, announcing to everyone who would listen that I was sent to "be your guardian angel."

LOL. good times.

keesh said...

Any word from the boy? Did you meet any hotties at this party? Post about it woman!