Saturday, September 26, 2009

My friends are the shit

They are also booze hounds.

(You can't tell, but there are rows of beer bottles on the counter behind THOSE beer bottles. This will help but it's still missing like a whole nother dimension.)

We went through like 5 bags of chips, a couple of veggie and fruit trays and some cocktail weinies....

A good time was had by all.

(Yes, my man friend was there. Too soon to tell how it went, since all involved were intoxicated. We'll see.)

PS--One (or many) of them thought it was hysterical to turn my cell phone to "French" every time I wasn't looking/paying attention (which, let's face it, was quite a bit). They're assholes but honestly, it was pretty damn funny).


Renee said...

LMAO. I'm glad you guys had fun! I wonder what my counters would look like if we all drank beer at girls' weekend... LOL! The phone thing IS hysterical :-)

Jen said...

especially because the first time, I just thought I was WAY drunker than I realized. I'm staring at my phone intently, thinking, "Shit, I can't even read anymore." And then I'd try to send a text and the word I typed out in English came out in french, so NOW I'm thinking, "Hell, I'm too drunk to read OR spell." And of course, all of my thoughts are pretty clear to read on my face, so everyone else is trying not to laugh so they wouldn't give it away...oh, good times.

Renee said...

Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!! That is priceless :-) Oh, I wish I coulda seen that! And you know what's happening at next year's girls' weekend, right? ;-)

Jen said...

I used an online English to French translator to post a Facebook message for the main offender (I know--rather ingenious, right? See? Crazy, but brilliant). Here's what it said:

"Vous sucez pour changer mon téléphone en la nuit passée française!"

But the best part is the translation back to English. Because of the slang, the translation is rather loose. So when he tries to decode it, this is the message he will receive:

"You suck to change my telephone into the French last night!"

Okay seriously? I think I peed a little when I first read that. I do believe, however, that he'll get my point. ;)

Renee said...

Hahahahahahaha! The translation actually sounds like someone who speaks French and is learning English might sound. Did that make sense? It does in my head :-)

That IS ingenious. I think he'll get a huge kick out of it :-)

anna said...

Ooo la la! lol at the whole French thing!

Yeah, their little beers are nice but at Girls' Weekend we line up the hard liquor bottles. We're still better.

Looks like a good time!