They are also booze hounds.
(You can't tell, but there are rows of beer bottles on the counter behind THOSE beer bottles. This will help but it's still missing like a whole nother dimension.)
We went through like 5 bags of chips, a couple of veggie and fruit trays and some cocktail weinies....A good time was had by all.
(Yes, my man friend was there. Too soon to tell how it went, since all involved were intoxicated. We'll see.)
PS--One (or many) of them thought it was hysterical to turn my cell phone to "French" every time I wasn't looking/paying attention (which, let's face it, was quite a bit). They're assholes but honestly, it was pretty damn funny).