Monday, March 17, 2008

I AM SO TURNED ON

Dancing with the Stars. Mario (R & B singer, not Lopez) is the hottest f'in dancer I've ever seen in my life. I feel like a dirty old lady because he's only like 20 but DAMN I was thinking some dirty-ass things while watching him dance. He moves even sexier than the "other" Mario. Seriously. Watching him is like watching sex in motion.

6 comments:

Renee said...

LOLOLOL. I've NEVER watched the show, but now I'm very intrigued. I'll have to set the dvr to record it so I can see this sex in motion you speak of. :-)

Jen said...

I can't even put into words. Watching him move those hips and smile....god, I need another shower.

I advise watching it with a sig. other close by you can immediately jump their bones. (Unfortunately, this was not possible for me)

Renee said...

Hahahaha! You're hilarious! I'll try to heed your advice, but I'm not sure I can get John to watch it :-)

Renee said...

I just watched it on youtube. I don't have quite the same feelings as you... yeah, he's a sexy dancer, but he's SKINNY! That knocked a few points off for me, but yes, still very sexy.

Jen said...

Yeah, but he wasnt being graded on heft. ;) He was being graded on "would i hit that". LOL.

Renee said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I know, but I'm sayin if he had more heft I'd be more likely to hit dat. I like my brothas with a little more meat on them, that's all. I don't want his hip bones to jab me while we're gettin our freak on.