I AM SO TURNED ON
Dancing with the Stars. Mario (R & B singer, not Lopez) is the hottest f'in dancer I've ever seen in my life. I feel like a dirty old lady because he's only like 20 but DAMN I was thinking some dirty-ass things while watching him dance. He moves even sexier than the "other" Mario. Seriously. Watching him is like watching sex in motion.
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LOLOLOL. I've NEVER watched the show, but now I'm very intrigued. I'll have to set the dvr to record it so I can see this sex in motion you speak of. :-)
I can't even put into words. Watching him move those hips and smile....god, I need another shower.
I advise watching it with a sig. other close by you can immediately jump their bones. (Unfortunately, this was not possible for me)
Hahahaha! You're hilarious! I'll try to heed your advice, but I'm not sure I can get John to watch it :-)
I just watched it on youtube. I don't have quite the same feelings as you... yeah, he's a sexy dancer, but he's SKINNY! That knocked a few points off for me, but yes, still very sexy.
Yeah, but he wasnt being graded on heft. ;) He was being graded on "would i hit that". LOL.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I know, but I'm sayin if he had more heft I'd be more likely to hit dat. I like my brothas with a little more meat on them, that's all. I don't want his hip bones to jab me while we're gettin our freak on.
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