Burn in hell
As you know, McDonald's has Shamrock shakes every year at this time--and they are one of life's little miracles. So tonight I got one and was raving about them to the drivethru guy (I need to get out more). The kid (about college-age, maybe early 20s) said he's only had them once (!!!!) and that they were "a'ight."
I told him that I've been getting them every year "since I was a little kid."
And he replies, perfectly pleasantly, "Oh yeah? I didn't know they've been around THAT long."
That little #*#&&#* better thank his lucky stars that I'm medicated or I would have ripped his face off.