Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Women I'd go gay for.

Yes, that's right--this is becoming the Jerry Springer of blogs. I am not above resorting to cheap lesbian sex to reel in the readers again (in fact, just HAVING the word "lesbian" on here should result in some hits).

However, I am secure enough in my straightness to admit that I have a crush on Ellen DeGeneres. I love everything about her: her sense of humor, her style of dress, her hair, her dancing...so yeah, I would GG (go gay) for her.

I know there are others; I'd be watching a movie and I'd think (or say), "If I were a lesbian, I would TOTALLY do her," but of course, I can't think of any of them right now. Maybe some people from your OWN GG lists will spark my memory, though. (And you guys BETTER play, too.)

12 comments:

Jen said...

...Okay, that's jogging something in my memory...not Angelina Jolie but close...

Jen

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie, I do believe i would even lick her feet and thats nasty. Melissa
(good comeback Jen)

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie, I do believe i would even lick her feet and thats nasty. Melissa
(good comeback Jen)

Jen said...

ASHLEY JUDD!!!

That's who I was thinking of.

keesh said...

Ok, I don't I can picture "doing" any woman, but I can say who I think is beautiful. Halle Berry ranks right up there, Faith Hill, J-Lo has a nice booty that I wish I had, Fergi from black eyed peas has abs o-steel. there Jen, I was a freak for a minute just for you! CHARLOTTE I AM NOT!

keesh said...

Oh and ELLEN is my favorite dancer. How can one white woman have so much rythem when poor Oprah can't even dance :)

Jen said...

Whoo hooo!!!

Why we ask Jeff who HE'D go gay for.

(Hint: Queer Eye.)

Nik said...

OMG, I would so nail Shania Twain!! She's definitely #1 on my list. There's actually tons who I'd consider, but Shania's a definite. I also have a thing for Maura Tierney (Abby from ER), the chicks who play Grace and Karen on Will & Grace, Keira Knightley (Elizabeth on Pirates of the Caribbean an she's in King Arthur too), Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, oh the list goes on and on.............

Nik said...

I forgot Mia Hamm (she plays soccer for those who don't know and she's frickin hot), Fergie from BEP, Linda Hamilton (the Terminator chick), Julia Roberts- I love her!!, and Sandra Bullock seems like she'd be a fun lay!
I'm sure I'll be back with more later, but these are the big ones!

Jen said...

Shit, based on all the names she listed, I think Nikki already IS a lesbian.

Maybe I should have asked her who she'd go STRAIGHT FOR.

Nik said...

LMAO-- I'm just totally comfortable in my sexuality to admit it when I see a hot piece of ass, I mean woman! hahaha
As far as men that I'd go straight for, ya don't wanna get me started on that one...........

Nik said...

And I also forgot to put Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston on the list.
Also, as a side note, most of the chicks on my list could use more of a rack IMO, but they're still hot nonetheless.