Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Women I'd go gay for.

Yes, that's right--this is becoming the Jerry Springer of blogs. I am not above resorting to cheap lesbian sex to reel in the readers again (in fact, just HAVING the word "lesbian" on here should result in some hits).

However, I am secure enough in my straightness to admit that I have a crush on Ellen DeGeneres. I love everything about her: her sense of humor, her style of dress, her hair, her dancing...so yeah, I would GG (go gay) for her.

I know there are others; I'd be watching a movie and I'd think (or say), "If I were a lesbian, I would TOTALLY do her," but of course, I can't think of any of them right now. Maybe some people from your OWN GG lists will spark my memory, though. (And you guys BETTER play, too.)

24 comments:

Anna said...

We're going' big here, folks- movie stars all the way!
I LOVE Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Carmen Electra, Gweneth Paltrow, Portia de Rossi.
Cause if I'm gonna go gay she's gotta be rich and grogeous!
(And now we see how shallow I really am, sigh)

Jen said...

...Okay, that's jogging something in my memory...not Angelina Jolie but close...

Jen

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie, I do believe i would even lick her feet and thats nasty. Melissa
(good comeback Jen)

Anonymous said...

Angelina Jolie, I do believe i would even lick her feet and thats nasty. Melissa
(good comeback Jen)

Jen said...

ASHLEY JUDD!!!

That's who I was thinking of.

Renee said...

Angelina Jolie is probably my #1 pick. Cuz you know she's a freak :-) And she's super hot.

Halle Berry, Tyra Banks

I love Ellen too, Jen, but more in a friendly way. Wouldn't do her.

Let's see, who else would I do? Oh, do you guys know Nigella Lawson? She has a cooking show (Nigella Bites, I think). I think she's British. She's quite sexy.

Cameron Diaz. Mostly because of her personality; I think she's too skinny. Catherine Zeta Jones, if she wasn't so annoying. I guess that's it. I'll let you know if I come up with some more :-)

keesh said...

Ok, I don't I can picture "doing" any woman, but I can say who I think is beautiful. Halle Berry ranks right up there, Faith Hill, J-Lo has a nice booty that I wish I had, Fergi from black eyed peas has abs o-steel. there Jen, I was a freak for a minute just for you! CHARLOTTE I AM NOT!

keesh said...

Oh and ELLEN is my favorite dancer. How can one white woman have so much rythem when poor Oprah can't even dance :)

Lisa said...

Jen I would go gay for you but you were never into it. Oh Well! =)
Lisa

Lisa said...

When is the blog party happening?

Anna said...

Oh yeah! Faith Hill too! I agree with Renee that I'd like to be friends with Ellen but not do her.

From Lisa wanting to do Jen to when's the blog party? I don't know about THAT kind of blog party! (OK, we all know I'm up for it! lol!)

Man, Jen, blog about hot chick on chick action and comments explode! ;)

Jen said...

Whoo hooo!!!

Why we ask Jeff who HE'D go gay for.

(Hint: Queer Eye.)

J said...

I really dont have any input.. I just wanted to say that I posted on a board with a bunch of women talking getting it on with other women.. heh.. But I am making a note about missy's foot licking fetish.. :-P

Nik said...

OMG, I would so nail Shania Twain!! She's definitely #1 on my list. There's actually tons who I'd consider, but Shania's a definite. I also have a thing for Maura Tierney (Abby from ER), the chicks who play Grace and Karen on Will & Grace, Keira Knightley (Elizabeth on Pirates of the Caribbean an she's in King Arthur too), Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry, oh the list goes on and on.............

Nik said...

I forgot Mia Hamm (she plays soccer for those who don't know and she's frickin hot), Fergie from BEP, Linda Hamilton (the Terminator chick), Julia Roberts- I love her!!, and Sandra Bullock seems like she'd be a fun lay!
I'm sure I'll be back with more later, but these are the big ones!

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Renee said...

LOL Nikki! I thought *I* was a little overzealous with all the names I listed! ;-)

I second Liv Tyler and Karen from W&G. And I can't BELIEVE I forgot Salma Hayek! She is GORGEOUS.

Jeff, at least tell us a guy who you think is attractive. Or, even less gay, a guy who you "can see why women find attractive" :-)

Renee said...

Oops, sorry for all the deleted posts; I was having posting issues AGAIN and didn't realize I posted the same comment 4 times :-)

Jen said...

Shit, based on all the names she listed, I think Nikki already IS a lesbian.

Maybe I should have asked her who she'd go STRAIGHT FOR.

Renee said...

LOL. I was gonna say the same thing, but I also named quite a few. And I'm certainly not a lesbian, but women are beautiful!

Nik said...

LMAO-- I'm just totally comfortable in my sexuality to admit it when I see a hot piece of ass, I mean woman! hahaha
As far as men that I'd go straight for, ya don't wanna get me started on that one...........

Nik said...

And I also forgot to put Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston on the list.
Also, as a side note, most of the chicks on my list could use more of a rack IMO, but they're still hot nonetheless.