Thursday, April 24, 2008

Read it now, thank me later

Yes, that's right. The headline actually uses the phrase "penis theft panic".

This is the best article EVER.

(And the body of the article uses the phrase "penis snatcher." Renee, that's my new name for you.)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080423/od_nm/witchcraft_dc;_ylt=AoF_Qr3CegtIJll7bmlSuTMuQE4F

9 comments:

Renee said...

LOLOLOLOLOL. OMG. I'm dying over the last sentence... maybe he was tiny before? lolololol.

Renee said...

I almost changed my "identity" to "penis snatcher" for this comment, but it was too involved for just one comment, and I'm for damn sure not gonna be "penis snatcher" all the time! After all, I've not snatched a penis in YEARS, I tell you!

Renee said...

at least, not one that didn't already belong to me...

Nik said...

I saw this before you posted it here and I about died laughing when I read it. Can you imagine being a dude who's completely convinced that your penis was stolen or shrunk?

It's pretty interesting to me to see the customs and beliefs that still exist today.

For the record, Jen and Renee, you're both penis snatchers.

Renee said...

LMAO, Nik.

*~Lynda~* said...

Men will use any excuse wont they...LMAO. Good stuff!

Anna said...

Weird.

Or maybe not - I think I slept with a guy whose penis must've been shrunken once...

Jen said...

lol Anna.

Yeah, I think they got Jeff, too.

Renee said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you guys!