Shocking entertainment news
Sigfried and Roy have publicly announced that they're gay, per the National Enquirer.
I'm sorry. Did those two REALLY think that they've been in the proverbial closet this whole time? They're so flamboyantly gay, I thought they WERE out. I mean, come on--was there really ever any question?
This is a story that even the ENQUIRER can't get wrong. What's next: "Magic Johnson admits he's slept around"? Or "Lohan: 'Yes, I'm a crack head.' " Or even "Britney acknowledges 'some bad parenting choices' ".
(I could keep going all night, really.)