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Another edition of "actual phrases that came out of my mouth."

You gotta love being a teacher of little kids.

"Shoes don't go in the microwave."

"I don't want to hear the word 'fart' any more today."

"We don't call our friends 'booty-heads.' "

And lastly...

"Put your pants back on!!" (I got a lot of questions about this one. One of my younger kids made a routine trip to the bathroom and, for some reason, thought it would be hysterical to come out drawer-less. For the record, we have bathrooms right in our classroom, so it's not like he was wandering down the hall half-nekkid.)