Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Have I become boring?...

...or have all of YOU?

Seriously, why is no one posting anymore? I thought about it during my lunch break today (I really did. I know, I need to get out more) and I think I've realized: this is the period of my life that my psychic told me was coming--the calm, drama-free period in which I could just recharge and reflect. Good for me but sucky for all of you, as no drama equals a pretty dull blog (as many people have noted, I am often quite humorous and entertaining when I'm hearbroken and/or miserable).

I've been busy working and Christmas shopping, with a couple of dates thrown in (when there's something to report, I'll be sure to let you know. So far, not so much). I did, however, recently stumble across the new diet fad that will soon be sweeping the country: Nyquil and cake (no, not together). Late last week I caught the most horrible cold/flu thing, so for three straight days I took Nyquil around the clock, waking up only long enough to eat some cake* and take some more Nyquil. Three days later, I had lost 5 lbs, putting me at a weight not seen since high school.

Forget Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers....I'm going to write a book and make millions. Good thing, too, because that's about as much as I owe Penny's at this point.

* Late birthday cake from my mom

12 comments:

keesh said...

I was thinking the same thing. I don't have much to post about either, but I am hoping with the events of Christmas i will have some fun stories to share with everyone. Any rude customer stories to share yet?

Fred said...

Pssst...I'm still posting. Don't tell anyone.

It's okay to be drama-free. I love you guys with or without the drama.

Now, stop feeling sorry for yourself and give us some dirt!

Anonymous said...

Finding time to post at this time of year is tough.

John Cowart said...

You're right!

Here my son gave me this new upgraded computer for Christmas so I now have one of the most effective communications systems in the world -- and now I have hardly anything to say.

Jen said...

Hey, Canadian Dude is pretty hot for an old guy. ;)

And see, this is what I'm talking about! So many posts so early in the morning! Whoo hoo!

Jen said...

And Renee WAS back online...since she's Domestic Superwoman, she should have been unpacked and settled like 12 hours after arriving at her new house, baking cookies in her new kitchen and entertaining the masses. Where she at?

Fred said...

Listen, Jen, I was the first old guy here, and I'm hotter than CD. (Of which I am a faithful reader). Sure, forget about your long-time readers...

I don't see you over at my place much either...I did take my weekly shower, you know.

Jen said...

Hahahahhah....Fred, I ALWAYS read your blog, I just dont usually post cuz I figured my little ol' comment would get lost among the dozens and dozens that you usually have over there.

Plus, you haven't posted over HERE in, like, MONTHS, so I wasn't even sure you were still comin 'round.

And yes, you are most definitely the first and original Hot Old Guy.

;)

Fred said...

Hot Old Guy. Thanks for call me a HOG.

Nik said...

Jen, even though Fred has tons of comments, he takes the time to respond to them all, he's such a great blogger! So, don't be intimidated by the superblogger. lol

Jen said...

You're not OLD, Rob.

Good luck with Mona.

Jen said...

I check all of my men's blogs, LoB.

Bill and I kind of petered out after the 2nd date. No real sparks, but he was a great guy.

I'll let everyone know when I have something to report.