I'm engaged! (?)
Okay, maybe not STRICTLY speaking, but I did just propose to Jeff, and he accepted, and then he made me an engagement ring out of a hair tie and a white peanut M & M. So....can I call myself engaged now?
I just called off our engagement, since he had the nerve to TRADE Ryan Newman in the NASCAR Fantasy Racing League we're both playing in. Can you believe it? TRADE #12? Clearly, I couldn't marry someone like that.
As you were.