Anything to put off paper-grading.
LoB had this on his site, so I decided to play, too. Using Google, you type in your name and then "needs." Here are my favorite five search results for "Jennifer needs":
1. Jennifer needs this Diva Publicity like she needs a hole in the head!
2. Maybe Jennifer needs to be in a mental health facility right now.
3. Perhaps Jennifer needs to take some advice from Paris Hilton...or perhaps not.
4. Jennifer needs to sex it up a little.
5. Jennifer needs a cold shower.
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I think #3 is my personal favorite.
LOL! I'm going to have to try this. #3 is my favorite, too.
It didn't work for me.
Oh never mind, I guess it did.
but mine are stupid.
Deb needs to be downloaded??
I mean uploaded. Just as dumb.
Obviously, Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of perjury.
LOL.
Mom: yeah, your first few were kind of weird, but I found some good ones.
"...it sounds like DEB needs to find better company to be spending her time with."
"A 9-volt battery is all the juice Deb needs for smooth operation."
"Deb needs someone strong who can put up with her I Am Woman demeanor!"
And finally....
"Another hour passes, more beer, and Deb needs to call it a night."
Okay, I did "Jennifer wants," too. This one is particularly funny because it's the summary of a children's lit book, but...well...see for yourself.
"Jennifer wants to show the big boys that they will still have fun if they play with her, so she sets out to prove herself a worthy playmate."
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