Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Important landmark study.

Some of you may have seen this study already.

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

8 comments:

Fred said...

Obviously, The Missus was having a double that month when she met me.

Nik said...

Hmmm, somebody having "an off week" LMAO

John Cowart said...

No wonder so many women find me attractive... but that duck tape pulls my whiskers when they rip it off.

LoraLoo said...

LMAO That was quite a visual!

Jen said...

Hey Lisa!

I never got an email from you, no. Not in a while, anyway. How are you??

Fred said...

Funny, I was just wondering about numerology sites. What an informative blog you have here, Jen.

Jen said...

LOLOL Fred. Ever since I posted about that psychic thing, these people won't leave me alone.

Gary said...

A Woman Who Reads:

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to
take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take
the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to
read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside
the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.